People from beige.party

#Developer, #Technologist, #Gadgeteer, #Gamer, #GenSomething

Independent consultant on the mostly Microsoft stack. SSIS, SQL Server, Azure, C#, python, etc. Coming to you live and in person from Kansas City, MO, USA, Sol
Likely to talk about #Chickens (egg layers acquired May 2025) my #dog (Vizsla of unknown age but at least 12 years old) attempts at #GlutenFree baking (family member with celiac disease) and my attempt to learn the Irish language #Gaeilge

Mostly shitposting, republishing '90s memes, and boosting other people's stuff.
I haven't posted a bio yet?
(Sure I've only been at Beige.Party since 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse's Mastodon since April 2023.
And I've been on Earth since 1949.)

Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662.

Avatar image: British cinematic thrillers director, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless

also: 🛼 and communism!

avatar: give me slack, or give me death

banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally • non-practicing white person

@me with pics of your cat or I'll cry

Former proprietor of now defunct misfittoys.social.

Parental guidance strongly suggested.

Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.

Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.

#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns

CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; currently average -52- posts per day. You have been warned.

Hey, I joined the party! I like #books #art #science #politics #weather and learning about anything and everything. #Spoonie also. IYKYK

Early years in Venice Beach, then the desert in California, early teens in rural central Utah, then high school and college in SLC. Western Oregon since early 80's.
Lover of books, birds, trees, beaches, Alaska, Hawaii, SF, NYC, Seattle, Portland...
I organize books for fun at the library, knit, crochet, cook, and love to walk.
Petsitter for dogs, cats, bunnies, and the occasional hedgehog.
Former restaurant and natural food store worker. Made forest service maps for a year or two.

Hi, I’m Charlotte, early 50s and I relocated from London to #Pembrokeshire in west #Wales seven years ago. Interests include #QualitativeResearch, #books, #running, #fitness, #cats and capybaras. Bisexual, cis (pronouns: she/her)

RPG author, editor and enthusiast. 50 years old / trans lesbian, she/her / atheist, autistic, left in hand and politics / lover of history and science / sports fan, geek and nerd all at once / Social Justice Ice Queen (NG) / Baroness of #Sealand

Polyhedral Dreams (blog): polyhedraldreams.bearblog.dev/

#NoKings #NoAI #NoCrypto #NoNFTs #AbolishICE #DestroyTrump #SlavaUkraini #FreePalestine #TransRights #BLM #DestroyElon

Operatically colicky neo-goliard (ruling class reject) looking for a home, this is my third Mastodon account
And if you doubt the yangsi jj thing:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=adLFzFBN

Being existentially messy is a great bigot filter