Programmer Humor

cross-posted from: https://lemmus.org/post/21124885

https://defcon.social/@fortyseven/116279569744717982

https://x.com/zeynepmyenisey

Rest in RIP Chuck Norris.

https://bloor.tw/@bloor/116256896607396957

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44422759

https://greennuclear.online/@collectifission/116250381177456842

Would you like me to show you how to prepare a bowl using python?

An implementation of sudo for DOS, to run the given command with full privileges. It can be used to edit important system files, run disk partitioning tools, and so on!

source

Sudo rm -rf .

cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/nonpolitical_comics/p/1782161/took-my-job-explosm

cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/centuriichan/p/817029/i-upgraded-to-windows-11-by-accidentally-pressing-spacebar-on-startup

I’ve been having some comic ideas so I’m going to start sharing them here.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44266714

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/lemmyshitpost/p/944907/achievable-dreams

https://raru.re/@ocean/116214437024389203

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16562509

Disclaimer: I pretty much don’t like Rust, but most criticism of it boils down to culture war.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/60566856

I use arch btw

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/48987363

this is the first meme I have ever made (yes I am that old) - so be gentle :)

Core Architecture

me like use nano. nano say how do thing. nano exit easy.

Postman teams plan no longer free.

For all I care this is the funniest joke I’ve ever told

(The meme’s author may be convinced but I am still not, to be clear)

Context

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43600018

It’s still an experimental work in progress. At least I got the day of the week right this time!

Means to deceive

https://gts.apicrim.es/@awoo/statuses/01KJ63PQJVH2MH1F87B0K4VW9T

A photo of a cake with 8 candles in a row. The first and fifth candle from the right are lit. The caption reads “Happy 17th Birthday”

Coding, documentation, whatever, that guy sucked

https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye/116111505546606451

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cafe/post/31900851