Lemmy Shitpost

11 year old girl telling Abraham Lincoln to grow beard so more people will vote for him (it actually worked)

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Beep@lemmus.org

a week ago

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Good things still happen in this world, if you know where to look.

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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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Going heavy on Italy today. Getting pizza for dinner

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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yikes

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green_goglin@thelemmy.club

2 weeks ago

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You know what, fair enough.

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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Most people just won't be able to do it, but Brian may.

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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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The Longest Sword

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44823119

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To whoever decided it is acceptable to wear yoga pants in public:

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Beep@lemmus.org

2 weeks ago

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Yes, of course I read.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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it's literally zero

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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Wise words

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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Tim Apple watching loyalists call map ads a feature:

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Beep@lemmus.org

2 weeks ago

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plus psychological evaluation, a noterized signature from both parents and 3 months grace period

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone

2 weeks ago

https://cloudisland.nz/@xssfox/116293000225499075

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I choose hating your job in unconventional ways.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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try it

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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I mean this with my heart

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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Everything I post is serious.

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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Gimme that phonecharger-in-a-travel-bag twist

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Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social

2 weeks ago

Gimme that phones-charger-in-a-travel-bag-entanglement twist

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be a shark

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bearboiblake@pawb.social

2 weeks ago

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Talking to ADHD person.you both are switching topics, adding random comments and forget what you talk about but it still makes sense and the talk goes on due to it being natural and easy to you both:

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Beep@lemmus.org

2 weeks ago

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Trump in 2029 after removing the 22nd Amendment, watching Obama run again

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Beep@lemmus.org

2 weeks ago

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Arise, my archaic stenographic þing

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Vupware@lemmy.zip

2 weeks ago

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SBA #70 THE FOOT LONG COMPENDIUM CONUNDRUM CONTINUES

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agent_nycto@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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Degrade me harder daddy

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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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Eboni Dark'ness Clucking Raven Way

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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip

they/them 2 weeks ago

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Pam Bondi, Krist Noem and ICE making sure Trump remains in the White House in 2029

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Beep@lemmus.org

2 weeks ago

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New klee err

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return2ozma@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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False Fronts

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NarrativeBear@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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weight reduction

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kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone

2 weeks ago

vroom vroom

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my bad twin

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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works

2 weeks ago

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True sense of community

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

emoji

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I don't know if this is AI. I hope it is though. I hope that bothers you.

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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I don't know if this is AI. I hope it is though. I hope that bothers you.

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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Looks like meat's back on the menu!

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Godric@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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dollah

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UltraHamster64@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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Feeling blessed wanted a sprite even though the machine didnt advertise it

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world

2 weeks ago

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Knowing that boomers had the "hate my wife/husband" humor because they were rushed to marry borderline strangers and didn't believe in therapy but can't prove it

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Beep@lemmus.org

2 weeks ago

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You can just do stuff.

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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world

a month ago

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Getting older is so much fun

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phudgins@lemmy.world

a month ago

Image of skeleton lifting a barbell on the shoulders, overlaid with text: My body is a MACHINE That Doesn’t work Very good

💀

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Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org

a month ago

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Guys did I do it right

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☼ Pero@lemmy.zip

2 weeks ago

Im new to this parrarel parking stuff

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SBA #69 nice. THE FOOT LONG COMPENDIUM CONUNDRUM BEGINS

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agent_nycto@lemmy.world

a month ago

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I'm completely serious in all my posts and comments

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

a month ago

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Taxes are cool

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

a month ago

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Too tired for a witty title

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Maxxus@sh.itjust.works

a month ago

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Looking sharp as ever

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bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de

a month ago

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this keeps happening

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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works

a month ago

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You in front of your screen after watching your mom's VHS tape titled "My little adventures"

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Beep@lemmus.org

a month ago

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance then go home and teach yourself

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Beep@lemmus.org

a month ago

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I’ve discovered two new animals.

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hperrin@lemmy.ca

2 weeks ago

One has the body of a snake, but the head and legs of a lizard. I call it a snizard. The other has the body of a lizard, but the head and lack of legs of a snake. I call it a lake.

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Haters will call it AI. I call it, a masterpiece

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

a month ago

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fIrST naTIoN

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¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯@lemmy.ca

a month ago

reddit be like:

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The Danish Pride Flag

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Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org

a month ago

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this is what I mean when I say fragging btw

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml

a month ago

Just to be clear

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Why you running if you got nothing to hide ?

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daannii@lemmy.world

a month ago

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Different lives

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Thales@sh.itjust.works

a month ago

Image of a busy road with various labels over each pedestrian and automobile, such as “just got ghosted” or “just lost a parent”

(TikTok screencap)

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Stiff upper lip, perhaps?

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Gork@sopuli.xyz

a month ago

Idk I’m not Bri’ish

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Bussin

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

a month ago

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Woke

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

a month ago

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Melania found her next husband.

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TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world

a month ago

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CATTACK

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

a month ago

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It's true

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com

a month ago

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All of a sudden he thinks that it's a spectacular plan.

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MTZ@lemmy.world

a month ago

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My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer

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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world

a month ago

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(no captions)

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Buage_@piefed.social

a month ago

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Might as well bring it full circle

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lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world

a month ago

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It's an unlimited plan, applies to any and all that steal data.

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world

a month ago

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I'm thinking of putting my cat on an all vegan diet. What are some good veggies and plant based proteins for cats?

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StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works

2 weeks ago

So I’ve been thinking it’s about time I transition my cat off a carnivore diet and onto something more ethical/plant-forward. From what I’ve read, obligate carnivores are actually more adaptable than people think if you ease them into it.

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